The earth is blowing off steam.
Did she ever imagine that one of the species that she spawned would be self-destructive?
Every 8 minutes, like a mother trying to control her frustration over her children,
the valve opens and steam escapes.
"Will these children ever stop fighting?"
Pshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhht...
(Meanwhile the dog is stealing everybody's lunch!)
This geysir is in Iceland where the word geyser originated!